Three ladies had died and were waiting at the gates of heaven.
They were greeted by St. Peter and an assistant angel.
St. Peter approached the first lady and asked, “Were you a good girl?”
“Oh yes”, she said enthusiastically. “I was a virgin my entire life!”
“Very good”, said St. Peter. He turned to the angel and said, “Give this woman the golden key.”
Turning to the second lady, St. Peter asked, “Were you a good girl?”
“Oh, quite good”, she said. “I remained virgin up until the day I got married.”
“Very good”, said St. Peter. He turned to the angel and said, “Give this woman the silver key.”
Approaching the third lady, St. Peter asked “Were you a good girl?”
“I’m afraid I haven’t been a very good girl at all”, she said. “I practically had sex with every guy I ever met!”
“I see,” said St. Peter. He turned to the angel and said, “Give this woman my room key.”
