After several years of serving the church in a far away land a priest was reassigned to a church in the South Bronx New York.
Upon his arrival he decided to set out immediately to learn the new culture by taking a walk down the street in plain clothes.
On his way a loose looking woman approached him said, “Hey Buddy, blow job 25 bucks.”
The priest glared at her in confusion and said, “What’s a blow job?”
The woman was just as confused and said, “Are you some kind of comedian?” and walked off.
The priest was undaunted and walked on to the next block. Again a seedy looking woman confronted him and said, “Hey mister, blow job 25 bucks.”
The priest quickly replied “What is this blow job!?”
The woman looked at him surprised. Sensing something was very wrong, she hurried off.
The priest now very curious returned to the church to ask anyone he could find about this thing he’s never heard of.
The first door he saw as he entered the church was that of Mother Superior.
The priest knocked on the door and Mother Superior invited him in to take a seat.
The priest looked at Mother Superior and said, “I have a question. What is a blow job?”
Mother Superior quickly went to shut the door, Upon returning to her seat she replied in a whisper, “Same as on the outside. 25 Bucks.”
