A Jewish man walked into a bar and sat down to have a drink.
After a few drinks a Chinese man came in and sat next to him.
The Jewish man turned to him and said, “You know I never forgave your people for bombing Pearl Harbor.”
The Chinese man cocked his head to the side, “That was the Japanese who did that! I am Chinese, not Japanese!”
The Jewish man replied, “Chinese, Japanese, what’s the difference?”
The Chinese man was livid, “Well I never trusted your people after they sunk the Titanic!”
The Jewish man was perplexed and said, “Well my people never sank the Titanic! That ship was sunk because of an iceberg.”
The Chinese man smiled and said, “Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference!”
