Is it Monday already? Damn… What happened to the weekend? Oh well, let’s see if there’s anything fun to play with… Here we go.
OK, so in this game you’ve got two rodents to choose from, then rocks and acorns come at you from the left. Shoot the rocks and collect the acorns. It’s as simple as that.
Click on the image to go there. That’s how this works now. I know how we have been doing it, but honestly I think there really isn’t any need to for me to type the title twice, and the image works just fine as the link to the site.
A lot of sites have started to fight back against visitors looking for a free lunch. I mean, how dare they? Well, honestly I support anyone trying to find enrichment through knowledge. 12ft Ladder ain’t always going to work, but sometimes, when you need it most, it might just come through for you.
If you have an Android device (ie not iPhone/iPad) then this web page might turn out to be a lifesaver. You just need to be logged into the Google account that is connect to your phone or tablet, and the device needs to be on and somehow able to connect to the internet. Of course if the battery on your phone is dead, or it’s in airplane mode, you’re pretty much out of luck, but that one night I lost my phone in a parking lot, this tool turned out to be very helpful.
United States Geological Survey has a website with a lot of different toys, but the one really nifty aspect is its ability to show in real time the Earthquakes happening on the Earth right now, in real time.
Wow, so this one is a little more advanced. Some of the demos that people have built on this site are truly phenomenal. If you would like to learn more on how to create a shader, there are some instructions on this site, but there is also this YouTube video here as well.
Flush Twice has been around since May of 2003. It started out as a JOTD (Joke of the Day) website. New jokes were published every weekday. Over the years, good jokes were increasingly hard to come by, and eventually they got so rare that I just stopped trying to publish them.
Since 2004 there has also been an eponymous comic. I still occasionally publish a new one on Saturdays. It’s also rare anymore, but sometimes it happens.
Here lately I’ve been posting a “Link of the Day”. For the time being, I will be featuring a new website from my enormous collection of bookmarked websites every weekday. None of it is solicited promotions, and no one is paying me to feature their site. These are just websites that at one time I thought were interesting enough to add to my bookmarks folder.
I highly encourage using some kind of ad blocking extension before clicking on any of these links. You’ll also hear me say this phrase a lot about these posts: “They can’t all be winners.” But it’s better than just leaving the site abandoned.
The jokes were generously provided by friends and visitors such as yourself. I want to express my eternal thanks to everyone over the years who helped contribute to the collection.
So what is it that makes a joke funny?
It all boils down to a sudden shift in perception. The story starts you thinking one way, then the punchline turns that thinking on its ear. The art of the joke is to craft a short story that isn’t overly contrived, then deliver a punchline that suddenly shifts your perception about the story you were being told.
Many of the jokes on this site are offensive, and I make no apologies for it. Offensive jokes work by making the reader uncomfortable through the use of a taboo subject thus enhancing the underlying humor. Without the offensive element, the joke would simply not be as funny.