The pioneers had came to settle in Oklahoma back during the covered wagon days. The journey was filled with peril and frequently there were bloody misunderstandings with the local natives.
One day the leader of the convoy heard the sound of a drum off in the distance.
BRRUM bum bum bum BRRUM bum bum bum
They stopped to circle up the convoy and took a defensive position. They were unable to hear where the drum was coming from but it was definitely getting louder.
BRRUM bum bum bum BRRUM bum bum bum
The head of the convoy looked over at the guy who sat shotgun on the lead wagon with him and said, “I don’t like the sound of that drum.”
A voice called out from somewhere in the distance: “He’s not our usual drummer!”