Calling the Cops

A domestic disturbance was in progress. There was yelling, banging and crashing, and blood curdling screams so loud that it woke the neighbors across the street.

One of the neighbors was standing out on her front lawn with her cell phone. The man next door to her approached and said, “I just got ahold of the cops. They’re on their way now.”

Looking down the street she could see the lights on the police cruisers coming towards them. The woman looked at her phone and tapped the button to end her call.

“I’ve been on hold with 9-1-1 for the past 10 minutes,” remarked the woman “How the hell did you get ahold of the police so fast?”

“Easy,” said the man. “I called Dunkin’ Donuts.”