Punchy Prescription

John hadn’t been feeling well, so he went to the doctor.

After the exam, the doctor left the room, and a few minutes later came back to the patient with three bottles of pills.

“Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up in the morning,” the doctor began, “Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then, just before going to bed, you need to take this red pill with a big glass of water also.”

Startled by all the medication, John nervously asked, “Doc, exactly what is my condition?”

With a solemn look, the doctor said, “You’re not drinking enough water.”

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