Three men came out of a bar and piled into a taxi. They were being rather surly and disagreeable. The driver could tell that they were drunk, and decided to play a trick on them.
The driver turned the engine on and stayed there for a moment, then turned the engine off and told the three drunk men they had arrived.
The first man handed the driver a handful of pennies as he exited. The second man gave the driver a $5 bill. The third man scolded the driver and said, “Next time don’t drive so fast. You almost got us killed.”