Chicken Dinner

A few short chicken related jokes

What’s the difference between kinky and perverted?

If you’re kinky, you’ll use a feather.
If you’re perverted, you’ll use the whole chicken.

A guy went out to a bar dressed up like a chicken for Halloween. He met a girl that was dressed up like an egg. They hit it off and they ended up at his apartment after the bar closed. One thing quickly led to another and a lifelong question was finally answered. It was the chicken.

What’s the difference between meat and chicken?

You can choke your chicken.You can beat your meat. But if you beat your chicken, it dies!

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his dick got stuck in the chicken.

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