Coming Out

Jake finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents. He went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.

He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, “Mom, I have something to tell you. I’m gay.”

His mother turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, “You’re gay — doesn’t that mean you put other men’s penises in your mouth?”

Jake said nervously, “Uh, yeah, Mom, that’s right.”

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and yelled, “Don’t you EVER complain about my cooking again!”

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