Jill was talking to Mary about her growing list of ex-husbands. “So who was the most inexperienced man you’ve ever married?” asked Mary.
Without hesitating, Jill replied, “Oh that would be my first husband, Walter. You wouldn’t believe how inexperienced Walter was.”
“How bad was he?” asked Mary.
“It wasn’t that he was that bad,” said Jill, “but on our wedding night, he tried to inflate me.”