Four Nuns

nunsFour nuns were in a car crash and died. They went to the Pearly Gates and stood before St. Peter.

He said: “Before I let you into heaven, I have to make sure you’re pure. Have any of you had anything to do with a man’s private parts?”

The first said: “I saw a penis once.”

Peter replied: “Wash your eyes with the holy water from the fount and then you can enter heaven.”

The second said: “I touched a man’s penis once.”

Peter replied: “Wash your hands in the fount and then you can enter heaven.”

Just then the fourth cuts in front of the third. Peter asked “what are you doing?”

She replied: “If I have to gargle with that water, I’m going to do it before Sister Ruth sits in it.”

Four Nuns
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