Murder Charges

One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 94 year-old husband in bed with another woman.

The woman became violent, and in the commotion she ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment where he fell to his death.

Brought before the court on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defense.

“Your Honor,” she began coolly, “I figured that at 94, if he could still screw, he could fly too!”

Murder Charges
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