Pinocchio and Gepetto

Pinocchio was talking to Gepetto. He said, “My dick is all jagged and crooked. It’s become a real problem when I’m with the girls.”

“You know, Pinocchio,” said Gepetto, “I didn’t care too much about that detail, but go to the shop, get some sandpaper, and you should be able to fix it.”

A couple days later, Gepetto asked Pinocchio, “Well, did you resolve your problem with the girls?”

Pinocchio replied, “Now that I know how to use sandpaper, who needs girls?”

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