Sad News

We are sorry to report that the “Energizer Bunny”, a popular character seen in commercials, has died.

It was confirmed by a spokesman for the company that the bunny had died of a heart attack brought on by excessive sexual stimulation.

Apparently someone had put the batteries in backwards and the bunny just kept coming and coming and coming…

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