Sisters of Scandal

A meeting was called about a troubling matter. Mother superior stood before the other sisters flanked by Monsignor Francis.

“I feel it is our duty to inform you of something very serious,” began the Reverend Mother. “We have discovered a case of gonorrhea within the walls of our convent.”

“Thank God,” said Sister Agnes from the back. “I’m so tired of chardonnay.”

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