The 45 Year Old Virgin

A forty-five-year-old woman confesses to her friend that she is still a virgin.
“How can that possibly be?” asks the friend. “You’ve already been married twice.”
“True,” says the woman, “but my first husband was a gynecologist, and all we wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. But now my fiance is a lawyer, so this time I know I’ll get screwed!”

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