The Death of Joe’s Boat

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it.

Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John’s wife died suddenly. When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.

A kind old woman there mistook him for John and said, “I’m so sorry for your loss, You must feel terrible”.

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: “Hell no! Fact is I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled horrible. She was always
holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole too.

“Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was
when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good and smelled, but they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!”

The old woman fainted

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One Response to The Death of Joe’s Boat

  1. f2x says:

    You know, I used to be very vigilant about keeping the reposts out of the archive, but I’ve been getting pretty lacks about that over the past couple of years and this joke proves it.

    It may be a stupid superpower, but if you tell me a joke, I can tell you from memory if it is on Flush Twice. This is a special one originally published on October 23, 2008. The wording is slightly different, but it is the first joke in the Flush Twice archive.

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