The Final Word on Nutrition

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than in the United States.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than than in the United States.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than in the United States.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than in the United States.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than in the United States.

6. The French eat foie gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than in the United States.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

The Final Word on Nutrition
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