The Severance Pay

A machine operator comes home early from the factory and tells his wife, “Honey, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First, the good news: I got $25,000.00 in severance pay!”
Astonished, his wife said, “$25,000.00 in severance pay? I suppose that will hold us over for a while. Now, what’s the bad news?”
Holding back the tears the man said, “Wait till you hear what was severed!”

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