Torments in Hell

Hitler and Stalin have been spending their eternities in hell with different torments every day. One day, they found themselves within a massive pile of shit. The depth of the shit depended on the severity of their sins in life. Hitler was on his tiptoes just barely able to keep the shit out of his mouth when he looked over to Stalin. He was surprised to see that Stalin was only up to his waist.
“Stalin, you son of a bitch!” Shouted Hitler. “You killed over 50 million people to my 6 million Jews! How is it you’re not buried up to your cursed eyes?”
Stalin looked down upon Hitler in the dung and said, “Because I’m standing on the shoulders of a priest.”

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