Worthy of Heaven

A man appears before the pearly gates. St. Peter leafed through the big book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the book several times, furrows his brow, “You know, I can’t see that you did anything really good in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you’re in.”
The guy thinks for a moment and says, “Yeah, there was this one time when I was driving down the highway and I saw a gang of KKK biker sadists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on. There were about 50 of them torturing this chick. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the gang formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the leader’s chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, ‘Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You’re all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'”
St. Peter’s eye grew wide and said, “Really? When did this happen?”
“About ten minutes ago.”