The Chinese Seductress

A man went to a nightclub and started chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl.

She appeared to be all over him and soon asked him back to her place “for a coffee”.

When they got to her flat she told him to help himself to a drink while she slipped into something more comfortable.

Just as he finished getting his drink the sexy Chinese seductress returned wearing only a see-through negligee.

“I am your sex slave!” she said, “I will do absolutely anything you want.”

Well, the man was taken a little bit by surprise and couldn’t believe his luck, so he said, “I’d really fancy a 69!”

“Screw you,” replies the girl. “I’m not cooking at this time of night!”

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3 Responses to The Chinese Seductress

  1. The Oldest Rater says:

    I hate to say it, but I can’t figure this one out. I’m sure it’s some kind of pun on accents but I’m somehow missing the angle that makes it funny.

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