What a Surprise

Little Johnny goes for a long week-end with his uncle, a farm owner.

One evening, as Uncle Fred and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Little Johnny who shouts out, “Uncle Fred! Come quick! The bull is screwing the cow!”

Uncle Fred, highly embarrassed, takes Little Johnny aside, and explains that a certain amount of decorum is required. “You should have said, ‘the bull is surprising the cow’ – not some filth picked up in the playground,” he says.

A few days later, Little Johnny comes in again as his aunt and uncle are entertaining. “Uncle Fred! The bull is surprising the cows!”

The adults share a knowing grin.

Uncle Fred says, “Thank you Little Johnny, but surely you meant to say, ‘the cow, not cows’. A bull cannot ‘surprise’ more than one cow at a time you know.”

“Oh yes he can!” replies Little Johnny. “He’s screwing the horse!”

What a Surprise
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